The Fake Zoo

The zoo has had a problem with animals escaping.
“Danger Zoo!” the headlines called it.
So, they put in better fences, and ran training drills.
Zoo workers put on lion suits and roam around the zoo.
Then other workers then implement crowd control, collaborating to contain the fake animals and returning them to their cages.
The visitors love to watch these exercises.
So much, the zoo got rid of all the animals and just displayed people in animal suits.
“Escaping” every so often.
As for the real animals, they’re roaming loose in the city.
Here, put on this lion suit.