Bruce asked that his ashes be spread on the mountain he used to climb.
He also asked that his ashes be spread on his high school’s football field where he used to play.
Then there was the fishing hole at the farm he spent a few summers. He wanted his ashes to go there, too.
There was a long list of places he wanted his ashes spread.
Too many places… Bruce was a small man, mind you.
So we tossed in a few extra two-by-fours and filled him out, portioned out the bags, and sent him on his final adventures.