Every year, work gives away hoodies to the staff.
I don’t wear hoodies.
And even if I did, these hoodies are never black.
I look good in black, so I only wear black.
So, they sent out a new hoodie this year, and I opened the box and put it on the floor.
Tinny the cat got in it and used it as a cat bed.
“You don’t want it?” work asks.
“I want it,” I say. “As a cat bed.”
“Does it not fit?” work asks.
“The cat fits perfectly,” I say.
And I smile and watch her sleep.