Good fences

They say that good fences make good neighbors.
So, would the best fence make the best neighbor?
I bought the best fence on the market and had it professionally installed.
I was shocked that the neighbors complained.
Unlike their cheap wooden fences, I had spared no expense with my fence.
Twelve feet high, with sustainably-sourced electricity flowing through it.
And powering the motion-sensing spotlights.
Topped with the finest stainless steel razor wire.
There’s no pleasing some people.
I raised the drawbridge and ordered the household help to boil pitch and tar on the stove.
In case the ungrateful riff-raff returned.