If you ask people what their favorite day of the week is, most would reply with Friday.
Very few replied Monday.
You know, because it means going back to work. Or School.
Dan liked Sunday.
“It’s because of church,” Dan said.
But it wasn’t the confessionals. Or the choir.
Or the church softball league.
And the potluck brunches, those were truly awful.
They taught choking and CPR classes after those, they were so bad.
Dan put a dollar in the collection plate.
And took out a twenty.
“My favorite day of the week,” he said, putting it in his pocket.