Say goodbye to Roger Ebert

I bought a ticket for a movie this afternoon.
And I’ll use my long-dusty loyalty points for a free small popcorn and small drink.
I’m done with the LARGE and HUGE and FREE DIABETES SCREENING AT THE HOSPITAL NEXT DOOR sizes.
I wonder if can sit through a two hour movie without having to go to the bathroom during it.
If I can’t, then this will be the last ticket I’ll buy to a movie.
Goodbye, overpriced drinks.
Goodbye, sticky floors.
Goodbye, overpriced oily popcorn.
Goodbye, expensive parking.
Goodbye, obnoxious children in the audiences of R movies.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.