Every time someone texts or calls me about the election, I tell them that I already voted and I hang up.
When they ask me who I voted for, I tell them “The other person.” And hang up.
Then they call to ask me questions for a survey. I say “I don’t like to be called for surveys.” Before I hang up.
My mailbox is filled with colorful ads. I throw them in the trash.
People knock on my door and ask me questions. I throw them in the trash, too.
They call to complain. I hang up on them.