It’s been over a year since I was last at the office.
I hated it when people would corner me in my office and ask for help for something they could just fucking Google or look up themselves.
And they wouldn’t take “I don’t know” for an answer.
Some would figure it out and say I figured it out, are you proud of me?
Others would say “I figured it out, no thanks to you.”
I’d snap back “Well, look it up yourself next time!”
Now, I just tell them I’ll get back to them.
And nap in my bathroom.