River Phoenix picked the wrong place to go trick or treating.
Instead of going door-to-door for candy, he went to John Frusciante for a four day drug binge, dying of an overdose outside the Viper Room.
Johnny Depp closed the club every Halloween out of respect.
Okay, he was twenty-three, a little old to go trick or treating.
But he was far too young to take a ride in the pine box derby.
Think about that the next time you complain about a sugar rush from a bag full of candy or brain freeze from drinking a milkshake too fast.