For fifty years, Topher Gobin ruled the airwaves.
Television. Radio. Even rainbows.
When he saw a rainbow, he could make it bend this way and that.
He could make it dance, or change colors.
He’d tie them into shapes like circus clowns tie up balloon animals.
And when there was a double rainbow, well, better hide the children.
The things he made them do, you’d get arrested in Alabama if you did it out in public.
He had an extortion racket with baseball games and outdoor weddings.
Pay the man, or have your event ruined.
On live television and radio.