Limited unlimited

Unlimited isn’t unlimited.
Unlimited data plans eventually cap your speed.
Unlimited web services eventually claim you’re causing system issues for the other users on the server or the network.
Unlimited car wash plans will eventually get you a tap on your window from the manager.
And the granddaddy of them all, all you can eat buffets will eventually make you sick, and you’ll end up in the hospital while the owner adds you to the ban list.
Good luck trying to get a call out from the hospital… shouldn’t have sent all those unlimited texts and calls this past month.