I’ve written dozens of George stories.
So many, I can’t write anything else now.
Every time I try to write something else, those eleven damn words appear…
“George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.”
And I end up writing yet another stupid George story.
Heck, those words appear in William Shatner’s Shatoery app, too.
Well, you have to use was not instead of wasn’t, but it still works, right?
My subconscious wants me to write a children’s book, doesn’t it?
I’d better load up these stories with sex and violence to thwart my damaged brain’s meddling.