George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Some say it was a memory from his childhood that haunted him.
The Flying Zaleskis were performing under the big top, and one of them had been caught messing around with his brother’s wife.
So, his brother didn’t catch him during The Triple Backflip Leap of Doom.
Who then slipped from the grasp of his mother.
Zaleskis were flying and falling everywhere, landing in sickening thuds.
One landed on a clown, breaking his neck.
The Zaleski’s neck, not the clown’s neck.
Because that makes a world of difference, right?