George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“When life hands you lemons, make lemonade,” he always said.
He never seemed to have any lemons, though.
George looked through the grocery delivery crate.
Apples… he could make applesauce.
Oranges… he could make orange juice.
Tomatoes… oh, the things he could do with tomatoes.
Tomato juice, tomato sauce, tomato paste.
Slice them up for a BLT?
But he didn’t have any lettuce or bacon.
Potatoes… maybe.
But he wasn’t very hungry at the moment.
So he pulled out his Mister Potato Head kit and played for a while.