George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He’d done some questionable things, so the captain ordered that George wear a body-mounted camera to record George’s misbehavior.
The results were horrifying.
George deliberately aiming his cannon at the water to avoid hitting a ship.
George giving candy to a baby instead of taunting the baby with it.
George putting money in a church’s poorbox.
“Not even a single chortle or act of indecency!” bellowed the captain. “You’re suspended!”
George was demoted to desk duty.
There was a candy dish on his desk.
Every baby got a piece.