George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Calico Keith, on the other hand, was more like what you’d imagine a pirate would be.
He drank, he fought, and he did it all with swagger.
At his funeral, pirates came from all around to pay respects.
George watched the others raise their tankards in a toast.
“HAIL KEITH!”
After everyone left, George dropped his breeches and pissed on Keith’s sailcloth-wrapped corpse.
“You ugly bully,” he murmured.
One of the pirates snuck up on George and shoved him into the grave.
George growled, and planned his next murder.