George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When the captain demanded that every pirate on his ship wear a uniform, every pirate put them on and stood out on the deck.
Except George.
“They’re too tight, so it’s hard to move and fight in them,” he said. “They’re bright colors, which make it hard for us to sneak around. And they’re dryclean only. Where the hell are we going to find a drycleaners out at sea?”
The captain yelled “KILL THAT REBEL!”
George easily outran them, escaped to Port Royal, and opened a Dry Cleaning shop.