George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
So, of course, he ended up as the ship’s trainer.
George trained all of the new recruits on safety and basic tasks, like how to make their bunk.
“You’re doing a lousy job, George,” said the captain.
“But I’ve trained a hundred men!” said George.
“Only because most of them died in their unmade bunks,” said the captain. “We keep having to recruit more.”
The captain ordered another pirate to train George.
The trainer died in his unmade bunk.
“Oh, just swab the fucking deck, George,” growled the captain.