George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Whenever he was in Orlando, Florida, he would take a trip to Disney World and get hired as a cast member.
“The robot pirates break down a lot, so we put rubber masks on humans who pretend to be robots.”
The rubber masks were hot, and after six hours, George began to hallucinate.
He sang and waved his sword and then dropped his pants and took a dump in the ride’s waterway.
The video went viral on YouTube, and George went back to being a not very good pirate.