George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every time someone said “booty” he’d giggle.
“What’s so damn funny?” yelled the captain.
“He said booty,” said George, trying not to laugh.
“What are you, three?” said the captain. “Now go swab the poopdeck.”
George laughed out loud and earned a night in the brig.
George made an audio tape with those words, and he ran it in a loop while he slept.
But he listened to it way too loud, temporarily deafening him for a month.
At least he stopped laughing at the words booty and poopdeck.