George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He also wasn’t a very good tenant at Miss Mapleton’s Boarding House.
Every morning, George used up all the hot water.
The sink’s drain was always clogged with his beard stubble.
Thank goodness Mr. Grant in seven was a plumber.
He also left the seat up. And never, ever flushed.
Miss Mapleton was always warning George that if he kept this up, she’d throw him out.
But she never did.
Because as bad as a tenant George was, at least he paid his rent in full, and on time.