George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Give him a ship, and he’ll give you back a shipwreck.
One time, he wrecked on the rocks of an island where everyone wore green.
“Come with me,” said a villager. “The king and queen are waiting.”
The royal couple offered to fix George’s ship, but he had to promise never to loot or pillage the land.
George kept his word, and he changed the maps to read “Dangerous rocks and monsters.”
That way, pirates would forever avoid that land.
George assumed that they lived happily ever after.