George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His ship struck a small boat, a boat on which the leader of Tomainia had been fishing.
George bore an uncanny resemblance to the dead man sinking into the water.
So much so, he was grabbed by the special secret police and rushed to the country’s capital.
Dressed in a military uniform, addressing the crowded stadium, George stood there and froze.
What would he say? What would he tell the assembled masses?
What deep wisdom could he share to make everything better for everyone?
George passed out and collapsed.