Those damn monkeys

There is a series of cartoons of a monkey in various outfits that sells for millions of dollars.
But in spite of people owning an NFT license for them, anyone can copy the image
Me, I own a real monkey, to dress up in various outfits.
Unlike the cartoons, I don’t sell licenses for the monkey.
I’ve got a license to keep the monkey, but I don’t sell licenses.
Or tickets to see the thing. It’s fucking dangerous.
It rips off the clothes and attacks me and throws shit all over.
Which is what those stupid NFTs are really worth.