No mayo

A burger is a burger, right?
If I want no mayo on a burger and the chef slops mayo all over it, should I scrape it off? Throw it out? Throw it in the chef’s face and yell WHAT THE FUCK DOES NO MAYO MEAN, FUCKER?
Some places make you pay first because they want to make it a hassle to get a refund or a redo when they screw up.
And some take pride in their work and only ask you to pay when you’re done.
I think that’s worth paying someone something extra to bring it to you.

2 thoughts on “No mayo”

  1. I’m allergic to raw or undercooked eggs. I ued to love mayo. Now, not so much.
    Vegan mayo isn’t all that bad. Same with some vegan caesar dressings.

    ty
    -ls

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