My washing machine makes a lot of noise.
The repair guy came by and said that it’s unbalanced.
He gave me an estimate of two hundred dollars, but I told him to go away.
I can fix it myself.
You see, my therapist said I was unbalanced.
And he prescribed some pills, yoga, and meditation.
They work for me, so they should work for the machine.
I put the machine on a yoga mat.
And toss in some of my anti-anxiety pills.
It didn’t work.
Why?
I didn’t take it to my therapist.
Sadly, he doesn’t make house calls.