I paid fifty bucks for the pay-per-view fight.
Ordered a bunch of pizzas and picked up a keg.
Moved the big TV to the patio, dragged out the sofa and chairs, and rented some more.
Put out some lawn games, cornhole, that kind of thing.
Put up a chalkboard for anyone who wanted to make any wagers.
Winner. Loser. Round. Knockdowns and knockouts.
People parked in the driveway, the yard, along the street.
Neighbors came over, too.
The fight lasted twenty-six seconds.
But the party lasted all night long.
Help me get everything back inside and take back the keg?