My doctor told me to lose weight, eat less sugar, lower my cholesterol and blood pressure, and exercise more.
So I got a smart scale, a smart watch, a smart treadmill, and a blood pressure monitor.
And for the past few months, I’ve dropped 30 pounds, my blood pressure is normal, and all my numbers are much better.
All those numbers are reported to my doctor’s office.
She doesn’t believe any of it.
“Who did you pay to take all those tests for you?” she asked.
“Nobody,” I said.
And I don’t have enough freeweights to stack on the scale.