Bumperstickers

I don’t go for cause bumperstickers.
There’s only one on my car, which I rarely drive, and it’s a clearish Debauche sticker.
Right side of the rear bumper.
Nobody will get the joke, and I don’t care if they do.
You see those cars out there, plastered with stickers, and they look like crap.
As if the bumpsterstickers are holding the damn thing together.
I’d rather not be a lending library or road hazard with all that writing.
Provide your own damn entertainment.
The only thing I care about people driving behind me is that they use their brakes right.