I like to dip my cheese pizza in ranch dressing.
I also like Doritos.
So, I bought a bag of pizza-flavored Doritos and a bag of ranch-flavored Doritos and ate them together.
It was a dumb idea.
Because the flavor dust gets all over everything. And they don’t stack like Pringles.
So, I’ll dip pizza-flavored Doritos in ranch dressing.
But I won’t crumble up ranch-flavored Doritos and sprinkle them on cheese pizza.
That’s stupid and messy.
Some idiot came up with a bag that mixed pizza-flavored Doritos with ranch-flavored ones.
Just because you can think up an idea doesn’t make it good.