Someone smashed my car window and took some stuff.
“Yeah, it happens,” said the police.
They gave me some paperwork to fill out.
“Leave the doors unlocked,” they said. “And don’t leave anything in your car.”
My insurance company said “The deductible is five hundred dollars.”
So, I went to the repair shop, and they charged me… five hundred dollars.
When they were finished, I smashed the store owner’s car window.
Then I drove to the insurance agent’s office and smashed her car window, too.
Because the police won’t do anything, right?
Oh, and they didn’t leave their doors unlocked.