Got bad dreams?
Hire a dream weaver.
Dream weavers come to your house with a case of tricks.
Candles, chimes, and aromas in jars.
Pills of strange colors and various sizes.
“No, that’s not a pill,” says the dream weaver.
Meticulously curated music playlists to lull you to sleep.
Some will massage you, touch you all over, rub you with oils and other substances.
And then… you fall asleep… and you’re awake again.
The bad dreams are gone. But you didn’t dream at all.
Doesn’t matter. That wasn’t the deal.
Oh, and cash, please. And nothing bigger than a twenty.