Years ago, on January 6, there was a riot in the Capitol Building.
And Congress has set up a committee to investigate the riot.
I am looking forward to that January 6 Committee coming to the conclusion that January 6th should be abolished.
Go straight from the 5th to the 7th. Problem solved, right?
And then, to keep the year 365 days long, tack another day on to February.
Make it February 29th.
Well, what about leap years, you ask.
On leap years, they tack on another February 29th.
And everyone will stand and applaud.
Until the next riot starts.