Bob Saget the comedian died alone in an Orlando hotel room after performing standup for two hours.
He was found by hotel staff after he failed to check out in the morning.
It seems he’d checked out long before then.
If only he’d been fucking around with a hooker or two, they’d have been there to call an ambulance, go down the hall for the defibrillator, or something that could have helped.
If they had actually slept with him after all the fucking, of course.
Although, being hookers, they could have also stolen his wallet, his watch, and other valuables.