Unlisted Number

This looks like an ordinary statue, but it’s actually the legendary Golem of Prague.
Write a name on a piece of paper, put it in the Golem’s mouth, and the Golem will hunt that person down and kill them.
It’s not all that discriminating.
If you write JOHN SMITH on a piece of paper and stick it in its mouth, it won’t just go after the John Smith you want dead.
It will kill as many of them as possible.
Oh, look. It’s moving.
I stuffed the phone book in its mouth earlier.
I hope you have an unlisted number.