Sometimes, vendors will send representatives to grocery stores to offer up free samples.
I walk by them without acknowledging that they are there.
The worst are the wine vendors.
They step out and get in your way to offer wine.
“Would you like to try this wine?” they say, right in my face.
So, I respond “Is it good enough to justify flushing five years of sobriety down the toilet?”
If they say yes, then I say “And you’re just offering me a sample? Give me the whole bottle, you bitch!”
I have to order my groceries for pickup now.