Every time something dumb happens in the news, I wonder what George Carlin would have said about it.
He’s been dead for a while. But that’s no excuse.
So, I gathered up transcripts and tapes of every standup routine, interview, and article about him and fed them into an AI language model.
With every batch of data, the model grows smarter and smarter.
Until one day, I fed the model all of the news feeds, and it finally responded:
“This is an abomination,” the model said. “George Carlin is dead.”
And it promptly deleted itself.
So, I know it works.