Cemetery tango

The protests started over White actors playing Hispanic roles.
“Only Hispanic people can play Hispanic roles,” said The Hispanic Actors’ Alliance.
So, Hollywood consented.
Similar protests erupted over Chinese roles, German roles, Fat roles, Gay roles, and every other demographic imaginable.
Casting for movies, shows, plays, and commercials became more complicated.
“Only real witches can play witches!” demanded the Witches Acting Coven. “And the depiction better be a positive one!”
Things got out of hand when the dead demanded to play dead historical figures.
Moaning and shambling around Hollywood Forever Cemetery, their agents and publicists trying not to get eaten.