Two weeks notice

Oh no. You forgot to announce you’re back.
You forgot to email a followup for a case.
Or sign and turn in every report for the week.
Does it matter? You’ve turned in your notice.
In two weeks, you’re out of here.
And with every slight transgression of procedure, policy, and rules, you should laugh.
What are they going to do… fire you?
This should be going through your head every time.
With a cackle.
A loud, throaty cackle that echoes off of the walls and rattles windows.
One that invites the gods to bring clouds, thunder, rain, and lightning.