George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of spare ammunition, George brought extra food and wine.
He’d share them with the other pirates.
“So much better than hardtack and water,” they said. “Where did you get that?”
“I made it myself,” said George.
The pirates lobbied the captain to let George cater raids and battles.
Other pirate ships caught wind of George’s talents, and he ended up catering them, too. And navies. And merchants.
George built a fleet of catering ships. Nobody messed with them.
Because nobody wanted to go back to hardtack and water.