George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The captain assigned another pirate to sanity check everything that George did.
“Isn’t that term offensive?” said George. “It’s demeaning to the mentally ill.”
The other pirates laughed at George’s oversensitivity, until September 19th came around.
Port Royal was full of drunk cruise ship passengers on a day trip, shouting YAR! and SHIVER ME TIMBERS! and wearing eyepatches and waving plastic cutlasses around.
“We’re nothing like that!” said the crew. “That’s so offensive!”
They robbed the landlubbers, and went off and got drunk, and they waved their cutlasses around.