George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He tried his best, though.
When the other pirates needed help, he was the first to lend a hand.
But when George needed help, none of the others would lift a finger to help him.
Okay, so they may have lifted a finger, but not to help him.
In time, George got sullen. And bitter.
A new pirate showed up on the ship, and he asked George for help with something.
“Go fuck yourself,” said George, going back to his nap.
The captain shrugged. George was fitting in perfectly.