Pride about pride

I’m not impressed with a lot of forms of pride.
Especially when it’s pride in an attribute and not an accomplishment.
In the end, most “pride” is about genital attributes.
Their color, their size.
Where your ancestors’ genitals came from.
Or if you’ve had them surgically altered for whatever reason, including an edict from God.
Unless you did it yourself. Then, okay… that’s impressive.
Pride in who or what you like to stick your genitals in or in your genitals is your business, really.
Done it with a few thousand people?
Then you should get checked for herpes right now.