When Freddy bought cigarettes, he showed his ID.
When Freddy bought some beer, he showed his ID.
When Freddy used his credit card, he showed his ID.
When Freddy picked up his prescription, he showed his ID.
When Freddy checked in for a flight, he showed his ID.
When Freddy was stopped for speeding, he showed his ID.
When Freddy bought a gun, he showed his ID.
When Freddy went to vote, he refused to show his ID.
You know, because it’s racist voter suppression by hateful Nazis.
And then Freddy bought more beer.
(He showed his ID for that.)