George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The voices in his head told him that all of the time.
“For fuck’s sake, stop it!” he shouted.
“Oh, okay,” said the rest of the crew coming out from behind the sails. “Sorry.”
George blinked. “All this time, I thought the voices were in my head. But they were you?”
“Yes,” said the crew. “We thought it was a joke, you know.”
George sighed and went back to his bunk.
“KILL THEM ALL!” said the voices in George’s head.
“Ahhh, that’s more like it,” said George, falling asleep.