George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
None of the other pirates respected him.
Blackbeard, Redbeard, and Yellowbeard thought George was a clown.
On the other hand, Frank Beard, the drummer for ZZ Top, respected George.
He liked George, and invited him to join the band on every tour.
George would sit up in the light rigging.
It reminded him of a ship’s rigging. With lights.
When Frank sprained his wrist, he asked George to fill in for him.
George was elated… until he actually tried to perform.
George wasn’t very good at the drums, either.