George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He looked for reassurance among his crewmates, but they would rag on him and make him feel worse.
So, he turned to the Internet, and found it hard to connect with other pirates.
Tha’st when he developed his own app: Shiver Me Tinders.
All day long, pirates flicked through the profiles of other pirates and swiped left or right to vote on them.
Then, some hackers raided the user database and stole credit card numbers and passwords.
George was forced to issue refunds, apologies, and to walk the plank.