George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every time he managed to do something right, he yelled “WHO WANTS A HUG?”
Nobody wanted a hug from George.
The last guy who got a hug from George, George forgot that he had a dagger in his hand, and he stabbed the guy in the back.
George realized that nobody wanted a hug, so he stopped offering them.
Instead, he would yell “YO, FIST BUMP, BRO!”
And, once again, he forgot to take the dagger out of his hand.
At least he paid for Lefty’s new steel hook.