George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was so awful, he got into a ship battle with the Ty-d-bowl Man and lost badly.
All he had to do was flush, and he couldn’t manage that.
He got all flustered with which way to put the roll of toilet paper on the holder, and he took a broadsides amidships, going down quickly.
When George got a new ship, he cleaned the head with a toilet brush manually.
Somehow, he knocked a hole in the hull with the damned thing, and the new ship sank quickly, too.