George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of getting drunk in taverns and sleeping in alleyways, he would stay in hotels.
Of course, he’d take the towels, soaps, and shampoos. I mean, doesn’t everybody?
The lamp and nightstand table, too.
Pretty much everything. The sheets, the pillows, the bed… anything that wasn’t nailed down.
Well, the toilet wasn’t nailed down. Neither was the sink. But still, he took those.
He’d clean the whole room out.
Except for the Gideon’s bible.
Because it said “Thou shalt not steal.”
George thought it applied just to that bible.